too damn hot on the line to wear a thick leather apron what kind of masochist are you
notGoran69
The TikToker3000 Apron
Think_fast_no_faster
Dude read First Law and took Logen Ninefingers at his word
foxbat
the first time you reach across with your left you’ll be cooking up filet du moi
naterpotater246
Imagine bending over or sitting down and stabbing yourself 5 times, or putting the knife in wrong and stabbing yourself
TrendySpork
I don’t know what to do with my arms just looking at that.
Quercus408
Couldn’t imagine wearing that in front of a live fire grill or a pizza oven. Or actually in any circumstance, now that I think about it.
beckyjoooo
fancy suicide apron
shinyhunter999
Looks AI-generated as well 💀
UnethicalFood
Church Key, yes. Bottle, maybe. Everythign else, hard no. Especially the random shitty ketchup and mustard bottles on the grill.
Ryanconnor96
Who is using that many different types of knives in front of a grill anyway? Prep before you get there!
markusdied
AI slop!
Deepstatesantacluase
Death by bending over
Few_Band_8123
Gravy Seals type shit
CommercialOccasion72
Bends down for a towel
Stabs self
Shef
Drinkdrankdonk
If I went to a bbq and the host was wearing that, I believe I would get right back in the car.
Rjskill3ts21
Or cook around your kids and they try to jump into your arms now your kid is a type of cheese with holes in it
ThetrveDeathbox
now let’s put on some stomp, clap, hey music and make some burgers!!!!!
czarface404
If only I could just wear my knife bag.
Timely-Bill-5336
Getting belly button lint out while on the line just became an extreme sport.
SnooDucks565
How am I supposed to cross my arms without looking like I don’t know how to operate a mandolin.
Metalface559
Serious question, where can I get this apron. I just ordered one I thought was cool af, turns out it’s for welders
MrLazyLion
nglatzhofer1
Now I don’t have to go back inside when I need my knives… at the grill ….
magyar_wannabe
Are you even a man if your apron isn’t 1/4″ thick leather with a beer slot? smh
mklptrk
Ok Deadpool take that shit off and flip my goddamn burger please
Phyers
What in the jeasus fuck?
Simple_Anteater_5825
A classic “everybody has a plan until they……”
Mighty Mike Tyson
thePHTucker
This reminds me of the Butcher’s apron from “Wanted” (2008) and I can’t like it because it looks like only an assassin would wear it, and they ain’t cooking shit. Also, don’t bend over because there goes the g’nads.
I’m assuming there is a grenade pouch and an AR holster on the back for funsies
learn2cook
all those exposed blades pointed at the pocket
shadyood
I own a try hard apron (not this ridiculous, no pouches, just real, thick leather) and it’s only practical use is in the woodshop. Not a kitchen.
DirtRight9309
why am i so angry at this 😠it’s so unsafe, yet also completely impractical.
nottherealpostmalone
This is what my co workers imagine when I wear a personal apron
teeejer
Edward knife torso
ToxyFlog
Imagine wearing that in a real kitchen. Grease stained leather and sweat so thick that your balls think they’re swimming in the ocean.
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Pls don’t trip and fall
Got his hand on that steel ready for action
too damn hot on the line to wear a thick leather apron what kind of masochist are you
The TikToker3000 Apron
Dude read First Law and took Logen Ninefingers at his word
the first time you reach across with your left you’ll be cooking up filet du moi
Imagine bending over or sitting down and stabbing yourself 5 times, or putting the knife in wrong and stabbing yourself
I don’t know what to do with my arms just looking at that.
Couldn’t imagine wearing that in front of a live fire grill or a pizza oven. Or actually in any circumstance, now that I think about it.
fancy suicide apron
Looks AI-generated as well 💀
Church Key, yes.
Bottle, maybe.
Everythign else, hard no.
Especially the random shitty ketchup and mustard bottles on the grill.
Who is using that many different types of knives in front of a grill anyway? Prep before you get there!
AI slop!
Death by bending over
Gravy Seals type shit
Bends down for a towel
Stabs self
Shef
If I went to a bbq and the host was wearing that, I believe I would get right back in the car.
Or cook around your kids and they try to jump into your arms now your kid is a type of cheese with holes in it
now let’s put on some stomp, clap, hey music and make some burgers!!!!!
If only I could just wear my knife bag.
Getting belly button lint out while on the line just became an extreme sport.
How am I supposed to cross my arms without looking like I don’t know how to operate a mandolin.
Serious question, where can I get this apron. I just ordered one I thought was cool af, turns out it’s for welders
Now I don’t have to go back inside when I need my knives… at the grill ….
Are you even a man if your apron isn’t 1/4″ thick leather with a beer slot? smh
Ok Deadpool take that shit off and flip my goddamn burger please
What in the jeasus fuck?
A classic “everybody has a plan until they……”
Mighty Mike Tyson
This reminds me of the Butcher’s apron from “Wanted” (2008) and I can’t like it because it looks like only an assassin would wear it, and they ain’t cooking shit. Also, don’t bend over because there goes the g’nads.
I’m assuming there is a grenade pouch and an AR holster on the back for funsies
all those exposed blades pointed at the pocket
I own a try hard apron (not this ridiculous, no pouches, just real, thick leather) and it’s only practical use is in the woodshop. Not a kitchen.
why am i so angry at this 😠it’s so unsafe, yet also completely impractical.
This is what my co workers imagine when I wear a personal apron
Edward knife torso
Imagine wearing that in a real kitchen. Grease stained leather and sweat so thick that your balls think they’re swimming in the ocean.
Sheaths exist for a reason, fuck this is stupid.
Excellent post!
I already cut up my fingers so I’ll pass